ADVICE, n.

You come to me for advice, but you can’t cope with anything you don’t recognize. Hmmm. So we’ll have to tell you something you already know but make it sound like news, eh? Well, business as usual, I suppose.

--hhgttg

ADVICE, n.

The smallest current coin.

"The man was in such deep distress,"
Said Tom, "that I could do no less
Than give him good advice."  Said Jim:
"If less could have been done for him
I know you well enough, my son,
To know that's what you would have done."

Jebel Jocordy

--Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary

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