FUTURE
“Don’t tell me about the future,” said Ford. “I’ve been all over the future. Spend half my time there. It’s the same as anywhere else. Anywhen else. Whatever. Just the same old stuff in faster cars and smellier air.”
--hhgttg
FUTURE, n.
That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
--Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary
FUTURE, n.
This doesn't matter in the future.
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