GRAVE, n.

A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.

Beside a lonely grave I stood--
With brambles 'twas encumbered;
The winds were moaning in the wood,
Unheard by him who slumbered,
A rustic standing near, I said:
"He cannot hear it blowing!"
"'Course not," said he:  "the feller's dead--
He can't hear nowt [sic] that's going."
"Too true," I said; "alas, too true--
No sound his sense can quicken!"
"Well, mister, wot is that to you?--
The deadster ain't a-kickin'."
I knelt and prayed:  "O Father, smile
On him, and mercy show him!"
That countryman looked on the while,
And said:  "Ye didn't know him."

Pobeter Dunko

--Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary

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