GREAT, adj.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

--Jim Carrey

GREAT, adj.

"I'm great," the Lion said--"I reign
The monarch of the wood and plain!"
The Elephant replied:  "I'm great--
No quadruped can match my weight!"
"I'm great--no animal has half
So long a neck!" said the Giraffe.
"I'm great," the Kangaroo said--"see
My femoral muscularity!"
The 'Possum said:  "I'm great--behold,
My tail is lithe and bald and cold!"
An Oyster fried was understood
To say:  "I'm great because I'm good!"
Each reckons greatness to consist
In that in which he heads the list,
And Vierick thinks he tops his class
Because he is the greatest ass.
--Arion Spurl Doke
--Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary

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