MIND, n.

Mind your personal belongings. Any h8 left unattended will be removed and destroyed at the owners costs.

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MIND, n.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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MIND, n.

The capacity of the human mind for swallowing nonsense and spewing it forth in violent and repressive action has never yet been plumbed.

--Robert A. Heinlein

MIND, n.

A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavor to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with. From the Latin _mens_, a fact unknown to that honest shoe-seller, who, observing that his learned competitor over the way had displayed the motto "_Mens conscia recti_," emblazoned his own front with the words "Men's, women's and children's conscia recti."

--Ambrose Bierce - The Devil's Dictionary

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