What does the money machine eat? It eats quality and shits quantity!

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can certainly buy the type of misery you prefer....

Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht for you to suffer in.

If you do something you enjoy long enough, eventually someone will come along and offer you money to stop enjoying it so they can take it away from you and break it into little pieces because this is what makes them happy.

A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it. An evidence of culture and a passport to polite society. Supportable property.