PHILOSOPHER, n.
Trin Tragula—for that was his name—was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
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PHILOSOPHER, n.
He's the one the psychiatrist goes to.
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PHILOSOPHER, n.
The philosopher is a specialist at nothing and dilettante at everything.
--Confucius