You must behave the way I want you to, so I can feel good, or I'm going to feel bad and stand around and make you feel bad too.

I think the greatest thing about being in a relationship is the sex whenever you want as long as you're the woman.

The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone.

At the end of a relationship, it's the one who is not in love who makes the tender speeches.

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes, it's better to leave them broken then try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

No one can carry on a sane relationship with anyone, because getting involved in a relationship is insane.