He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

No matter how much you do or how much you earn, it would be always a little less than what your wife deserves.

If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; but since nature has so decreed that we cannot manage comfortably with them, nor live in any way without them, we must plan for our lasting preservation rather than for our temporary pleasure.

I saw six men kicking and punching the wife. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'

Haven't spoken to my wife for over a year. I don't like to interrupt.

My wife explained to me that her "rules" aren't really rules, because they are all perfectly reasonable and logical.

a shortcut for "reminder and todo manager"

My wife is so immature. When I'm playing with my toy boats in the bath, she comes in and sinks them.