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Even devil down in hell moves a little closer to his fireplace when a woman starts to rage.

Women are emotional terrorists. Not sure how they get away with it... but they do.

A man chases a woman till she catches him! ! !

I'm a woman. I can discuss anything you don't want me to at anytime it's most inconvenient for you.

Fake hair, fake nails, fake boobs, fake tan and you ladies are searching for a real man?

Years ago, women used to cook like their mother.

Nowadays, they usually drink as their father.

Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.

An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a
rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.  It is credited by
many of the elder zoologists with a certain vestigial docility
acquired in a former state of seclusion, but naturalists of the
postsusananthony period, having no knowledge of the seclusion,
deny the virtue and declare that such as creation's dawn beheld,
it roareth now.  The species is the most widely distributed of all
beasts of prey, infesting all habitable parts of the globe, from
Greeland's spicy mountains to India's moral strand.  The popular
name (wolfman) is incorrect, for the creature is of the cat kind.
The woman is lithe and graceful in its movement, especially the
American variety (_felis pugnans_), is omnivorous and can be
taught not to talk.

Balthasar Pober